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My brother in language, that’s commendable. I don’t know if in a good or bad way, but it’s commendable.

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Google Gemini has been suggesting just that

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Use -rf without -fr ? :crazy_face:

Brave AI isn’t much better…

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“Improvement”: The Brave version does not have the dot, and will aim straight at root rather than merely erasing the current working directory.
Don’t mess with the French…

(And buy your HBA in Italy so it comes with ‘IT’ firmware. :it: )

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It’s great at saying AI. Look, it’s right there in the name! Most AI tools don’t even say AI in their names! “ChatGPT” and whatever? Who the hell knows what does, as far as I know it’s a chattier version of gdisk that asks me how my day is going before nuking partition tables and reminds me of that time I accidentally messed up the partition table because I pressed on without double-checking (you don’t need AI for this, everyone has done this at one point). How else are investors going to know that AI is involved? AI, AI, AI!

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:smiling_face_with_tear:
9b9aa0

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Me: “Hello, Core 13.3. Are you sure my boot-pool has no corruption?”

Core 13.3: “Yes. I am sure…” :grimacing:

Also Core 13.3:

"...I am VERY sure."

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Are you sure? Maybe you should check again?

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Don’t worry. Core 13.3 is so paranoid it will surely check again tomorrow. :+1:

I wish this “scrub the pool every day” wasn’t only limited to the boot-pool. Surely it makes sense to scrub the storage pools daily as well? We can never be too sure about our data’s integrity. I might have to file a feature request for this.

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Real man ignore threshold, and all know that Core Is for real man…

Just set your scrubs job dayli, and scrub will trigger anyway. Still not fixed

Btw still don’t understand if Winnie boot pool get corrupted

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It’s just a feature after one too many instances of a user whose boot pool was composed of Samsung 870 Evos. Gotta scrub those daily to fix the drives’ internal errors with the other side of the mirror before they pile up enough to cause a high enough probability of a boot pool failure.

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One sticker to rule them all.

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Mentally preparing @winnielinnie for the future:
9dbj95

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Core users today:
core-users-today

Core users in 2026:

this-means-war

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you think there will be core users in 2026? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Mandatory French quote to please @winnielinnie:

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Hey, I still see active FreeNAS 9.3 systems out in the wild, so absolutely there will be some handful of Core users still hanging around. Some folks install and wait for the hardware to fail or age out apparently :slight_smile:

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