Has no one told you that the people from the old forums have been frozen in subzero cryogenic stasis?
We’re all clones here. I can understand if the avatar icons and usernames might have caused this confusion.
I must admit, having to learn the (unfunny) humor of Sir Winnie the Linnie has been quite the struggle for me. However, I think I’ve mastered it in the last few months. 
The Original Stux is not even French, yet his clone keeps slipping with “le”. Some clones are better mimickers of the originals. Oh well.