In the vast expanse of the digital cosmos, there dwells Garm, a grizzled seeker of wisdom, harboring a disdain for Debian, favoring the sturdiness of FreeBSD. With a scowl, Garm begrudgingly acknowledges the potency of Nextcloud, muttering that any home NAS worth its salt must bear its burden. Like a cantankerous hermit, Garm crafts digital sanctuaries with begrudging precision, guiding individuals through the treacherous currents of technology with a growl and a scowl.