Jokes about ZFS, RAID & TrueNAS

Anyone have jokes about ZFS, RAID or TrueNAS?

Here is one:

Lara Croft is a NAS queen because she RAIDs her tombs.

Hey, I never said they should be good jokes. (But let us keep them in good taste as least.)

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Not an original joke, but I had to pause when I was helping someone on the old forums.

Some of these jokes could even be included or cross-posted in the Meme thread too.

This one might be borderline. :no_mouth:

What did one one sys admin say to the other at the ZFS Rave Party?

“Let me see you back that NAS up!”


Why do professional photographers feel threatened by ZFS?

Because people keep replicating their snapshots.


Last thing I want to see is the TrueNAS Forum be restricted with a parental lock. :sweat_smile:

Why do moral people who use ZFS avoid multi-bay USB enclosures?

Because they don’t like serial killers.