Memes! TrueNAS, ZFS, and related | (Share your own!)

[ryan0413]

Me telling my wife and she literally could not care less

[Davvo]

Dura Lex, Sed Lex.

[CentaurDuck]

[etorix]

GlusterFS is dead. SCALE will never scale out. Forget^[1]

Scaled-Out ZFS
Converged
Active-Active
Linux Containers
Easy to Manage

SCALE means SCALE, like GNU is Not Unix… All that’s left is a theme for codenames.

Long live the Storage Capable Appliance Longing for an Epithet!

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1. I had to look it down in Anglefish release notes… And the vowels leave me puzzled. ↩︎

[mat4226]

[winnielinnie]

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[awasb]

And one might be tempted to add: “no more legs” …

(some background)

[winnielinnie]

[pmh]

FreeBSD jails:

[awasb]

UNIX … now with even longer pipes.

[LarsR]

Fool of a took

[Davvo]

Run (jails) you fools!

[John]

Yes, but I win because the numbers show there are more users using the product in active development than using our abandonwear product.

[John]

“We’re killing off this project”

“Why?”

“No money. But in other news we’ve doubled our profits.”

[SeaFox]

Changing off K3s for the Docker everyone wanted to begin with…

[Constantin]

Just discovered an ideal underground offsite NAS location in the Sudbury river! Local beavers might object, but plenty of local cooling potential and surely the Emerson hospital nearby has some dark fiber and power it would be willing to share?

[ericloewe]

Apropos of nothing at all. What’s this I hear about six-sided regular polygons?

[ericloewe]

[dan]

Not only do I remember it, I see striking similarities to recent changes/announcements.

[pmh]

@ericloewe

Apropos of nothing at all. What’s this I hear about six-sided regular polygons?

Hextech, possibly?