I’m hearing that the selected terminology is not coming across as intended. To some degree that’s inevitable, but this case might actually be more acute than that.
And the penalty for guessing wrong is steep. We sometimes feel steered into a condition from which it’s difficult to recover. Here folks are being pointed at a special decoder page somewhere else, and told what they should have chosen in the first place. But they’re not being guided back on track.
Track. Maybe the train metaphor provides better guidance? There’s a main line, an express or bullet or red-eye… bah. It might not be there.
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But clearly “early adopter” hasn’t conveyed what it should, to attract the desired subset. It’s teasing the prospect of early access; of special privilege; of sneak peek… From Which There Is No Return. If you’re looking to attract more testers and fewer lookie-loos, perhaps a better word is “experimental”.
Similarly: “developer” describes and calls out to an awful lot of power users. If what you mean is unstable nightlies, perhaps a better word is “incomplete”. Or, hell: “nightlies”.
“General” sounds generic and gray; intending default but sounding not recommended. And I haven’t seen this “mission critical” option presented to me. If one is GA and one is LTS, you could say so. You can’t call them mainstream vs conservative, but the “main line” train does appeal to me. It was hard to see 25.04.2.6 as a “current” while 25.10.2 came out as a “latest”.
In short: it would help a lot for the preferred option to sound the most appealing to the most people. We’re picking up handwavy dissonance when even an x.2 release seems disavowed by its parents. “Early” anything, with a non-complicated trail of integers, just sounds both clearer and more hopeful, and thus beckons the regular non-adventurers.
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Please listen to @ReiKirishima about separating the concern of listing from the concern of scheduling. The system Updates page is a beautifully convenient place to spell out the secret decoder table — the entire secret decoder table. And to get people onto the right track for them.
It should be at least as easy to select “please let me know when this path comes of age so we can safely join it then” as it is to select “these future release notes sound like they might address my frustration of the moment; might as well give that one a try for now.”
Ratchet people toward where you want them. Don’t ratchet them away and get frustrated with them.
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Most importantly: thank you. As confusing as the options may be, we’re lucky to have any of them.