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Jails :handshake: Docker-Compose

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tenor

NAS-135499 almost killed me! :face_with_head_bandage:

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Bad behaviour caused by dispensing with swap? Who would have thought of that? :roll_eyes:

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Critique my build! 5-bay home NAS

Critique my planned NAS build (1000EUR)

Critique my parts list for my first build?

Critique this build

Critique my setup

Critique from the seasoned homelabbers wanted


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Yay! I’m on TV My topic in memes. Still has zero replies, though…

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Must be perfect then - just make sure your case is a Faraday cage!

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With all the recent (ie; ongoing) MEMTest failures on various posts, I suggest we recommend new users to start making EMI shielding for their dimms - it also doubles as a heat shield & a way to make sure short circuit detection is working properly on your PSU!

I know all of the vets have been doing this for years, but it is time we stopped hiding these secret techniques from the newbies.

With less than a few cents of aluminum foil, think of all the data we can save!

Edit:

What to expect if short circuit detection isn't working on your PSU with this method

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw-rUCwLoQ0

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This place feels so welcoming, doesn’t it?

While I saw some discussion about it recently, I don’t understand how that is related to my topic.


EDIT: I think I got it. Perhaps you assumed that my topic was about truenas instance hardware.

It’s an inside joke of an inside joke. :wink:

You DO NOT need ECC RAM!

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Oh sorry man, was a more of a joke since we on the memes page. Generally not recomended to take anything on this particular post seriously.

On an actual serious note, I did check your post & I actually had nothing constructive to provide so I simply didn’t reply. If I saw an obvious fault I actually would point it out and try to help.

It ain’t my intention to give you a hard time or put you or your requestion for validation down.

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I mean, this specific place is the memes page - otherwise the forum as a whole really does its best to help. Definitions of ‘best’ and ‘help’ may be subjective

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also to mention xD

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winnielinnie, not using ECC?

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the best bit of that video is that the only reason the fun fireworks stop is because it gets hot enough to desolder the supply lead. Put a peg or something on it so memtest at least has a chance to finish one run :slight_smile:

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https://forums.truenas.com/t/unable-to-report-bug-of-goldeye-rc1-due-to-build-being-experimental

we all know is not intentional but that was a perfect setup

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All this talk of bugs makes me think of Aliens:

Private Hudson: Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bug hunt?

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I rather wonder: Do you want to know MORE?

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