I don’t think it’s memtest. I think his blunder is that he didn’t provide his troops with hot pocket (pizza flavor preferrably) rations, which has been basically universally agreed on, is essential for the performance of your typical Linux nerd soldier.
Likely my favourite part 
Get it while it is gone!
Reminds me of that old GDR/USSR joke. In the department store …
Customer: “Don’t you have shirts?”
Clerk: “Here we don’t have pants. We don’t have shirts one floor up.”
What a funny little joke you have here, comrade! Stasi is now watching you 
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In Soviet Russia you do not tell joke. Joke tell you.
Extreme situations need extreme solutions, real man never accept compromise 
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