TreeNAS Conifer Edition

This is truly what a sturdy NAS should be.

Ever feel stumped by your storage? TreeNAS CE will solve all your storage problems by starting with solid foundations and then branching out. Don’t soil yourself if something goes wrong, TreeNAS CE has your data fully canopied. Sit in shade knowing your data is unchangeable as fossils.

  • Get to the root of your storage needs.
  • Your old storage problems are gone like a leaf in the wind.
  • Grow your resources by branching out.
  • Let other NAS software bark at their problems.
  • Bask in the Sun with the best in storage, ZFS.
  • The seeds of perfection exist today, you only need to plant them.
  • Harvest your stored needs with TreeNAS CE!

Truly majestic features spliced in that the other NAS’ lack:

  • Add parity to your RAID-Zx vDevs! When using RAID-Z1 is just too risky of toppling over, you can now add in additional parity. And if RAID-Z2 is not enough, you can add yet another level of parity, to make your vDevs petrified with RAID-Z3!
  • Removal of Stripe or Mirror vDevs, when you have a RAID-Zx vDev. This is a game changer for those that either have Mirror special vDevs to prune. Or mistakenly grafted on a Stripe instead of expanding a RAID-Zx vDev.
  • RAID-Zx vDev removal! This highly desired, well fertilized feature goes higher and taller than other sorry excuses for deep rooted NASes. It is limited to when you have compatible RAID-Zx vDevs, (same number or higher of data columns), to be-able to uproot RAID-Zx vDevs.

We even have planted several seedlings for true future flourishing!

  • New special vDev type for asynchronous write back cache!. This makes pollinating your pool much faster. This is still constrained by either the size of the write back cache, or the speed of the data vDevs. ETA end of March 2027, or the first of the following month.
  • Trim your RAID-Zx by one column! Is your RAID-Zx vDev(s) too wide? Don’t need as much storage? Well now you can crop your RAID-Zx vDev(s) by one branch at a time. This can make RAID-Zx vDev removal so much more usable! ETA end of March 2028.

That is not all. TreeNAS Conifer Edition comes with a money back guarantee, as well as free entry in to our yearly sweepstakes. Other benefits include optional, low cost, local grown 24x7x363 support. The staff are primed and fertile to make your NAS tower to it’s true height! Contact us now for a sappy quote.

Even our forum is better, with options to make paper fiber entries. These can make your participation with our grove of users, much more memorable. Other forums assume your words are ephemeral, to be chopped down and archived when forum software is considered ancient. Or they decide your thoughts are not suitable for their paddock of users. But we treat our long time users like the staunchest tree, which has plenty of life still left in it.

TreeNAS CE and TreeNAS Conifer Edition are copyright and patented by Orchard Software, LLC., which is a branch of Ring Grain Enterprises. Ring Grain Enterprises is fully owned plot by Hedge Row Cemetery Inc.

Don’t forget to check the release date on this massive forest of software!

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And now for something completely different:

The Larch!

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@Arwen
I liked your analogies and punning, but you have too much time on your hands. And better watch out, it was so good that it may become a poster for TrueNAS. Make sure you get paid for it.

@etorix
I wasn’t sure if you were going for:

The Larch
flaming yellow needles turn a Cascade landscape into something ethereal and otherworldly
or
having deciduous needlelike leaves
or
Inhalation may cause acute inflammation airways

Just a cult running gag from the Monty Pythons…

Well, I am semi-retired… only working some from home.

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