Rough draft of a flow chart I made.
Basically this flowchart:
“Are you happy with your life?”
No
YOU NEED A FASTER POOL 
Yes
I don’t believe you. Try another answer.
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An even better flowchart but probably a little bit too snarky flowchart would be:
You are using RAIDZ for anything else than large files? Fu** off mate!
You use blockstorage on HDDs? Fu** off mate!
You store your data in a Windows VM → in a 40TB qcow2 disk → on ZFS? Fu** off mate and please never store any data again!
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Might need to set this screenshot as my email signature for work when customers complain about performance of stuff 
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Pfft… @Arwen added the tag “humor”.
Not knowing that I am dead serious with this flowchart 
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